iPhuck 

A gross over-user of the iPhone, taking any opportunity to use their Apple device to solve any crossroads, especially when it's not needed, and definitely when it's most annoying.

"Dude, we're at dinner. Can you not be such an iPhuck and put your iPhone away for 15 minutes?"

iPhuck by I'll take the XJ please August 3, 2008

iphucked 

When your iPhone crashes, drops calls, or the battery dies...you’ve been iPhucked!!

I'm on my iphone...and my call drops. I've been iphucked.

iphucked by www.iphucked.com July 2, 2010

iphunk 

the nasty greasy, oily, and crusty gunk that accumulates on and in the crevices of your iPhone and its protective case.

1. DUDE! You better clean that nasty iphunk off of your iPhone before you catch MRSA!!!

2. Man! Your iPhone has so much iphunk on it, you're probably going to get bacterial meningitis!!!

iphunk by Patty browning June 26, 2008

iPhucked Up 

What happens when you try to jailbreak your iPhone and it crashes

"Hello. Apple support. How may I help you?"
"Yeah, iPhucked Up"

iPhucked Up by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009

iPhucked 

When you buy the newest iPhone and realize that they only added one new feature, and you spent 500+ more dollars on it than you should have.

Man: I just bought the new iPhone today and it has a new dildo feature! I shoved it in my ass because I'm so iPhucked!

iPhucked by Turexthehunter March 10, 2015

iphocket 

When you are driving or strapped into a vehicle and your iphone is stuck in your pocket and you can't get it out.

I had a bad case of iphocket when I was driving yesterday and I could not answer my iphone when it rang.

iphocket by ijohn November 21, 2009

Iphucker

An individual who makes love to his iphone over an over again, this act is normally completed by inserting your device into the anus area, this horrific act often leads to some form of prostate cancer or a collapsed rectom.

Steve Jobs: My iphone an I had an amazing sesh last night and it was totally awesome.

Listener: Jesus, you are such an iphucker.

Iphucker by Bill Gatessss October 23, 2012