-We have to keep his second product from iPhoning... He now owns his own cult of zombies because his first product iPhoned to unmaintainable proportions.
the act of obsessively over using the available abilities and applications of an Iphone.
ME: "i was iphoning like a bitch last night" HOE: "i don't have an iphone :'(" ME: "shut up bitch no one asked u to talk" HOE: "I'm sorry big daddy" ME: "it's okay you can suck me later"
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.