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I have your IP address 

Something you say when you have someone's IP Address. Especially if they are from Poland.
-I had a shitty day today (TyMoon)
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address
I have your IP address by piza1235 February 24, 2022

ip address 

Internet Protocol Address.

The list of numbers assigned to every person connected to the internet by the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority.
I got his ip address, found out where he lived, went to his house and killed him.
ip address by larstait October 13, 2003

IP Address 

Something that everyone on the internet knows about you and shows in a 10 second shitpost status while a dancing Shrek, an anime girl pointing a gun at the screen, a politician or fucking anything is seen in the background.
"clicks on Shitpost Status video"

- Why the fuck are Tom and Jerry twerking?! And what the hell is my IP address doing here?

your ip address

i know your ip address.
as a matter of fact i live in your basement
your ip address by bigcheeseie March 7, 2022

IP Address 

An abbreviation of "Internet Protocol Address". Internet Protocol Addresses are assigned to every device connected to the internet (e.g. Wifi connected printers, computers, smartphones, etc) to distinguish them from each other. They are a series of random numbers separated by periods. The I.P. Address of your device can be tracked by websites that you visit using it. You can actually determine someone's approximate location if you obtain their I.P. Address by contacting the ISP that it belongs to. You can find information about your I.P. Address, someone else's I.P. address, or you can find the I.P. address of a website on myip.ms.
64.210.140.1 is the I.P. address of Porn.com.
Searching "IP Address" on Google Search shows you what your I.P. address is.
IP Address by rfrsiopgjdog February 9, 2015

IP Address 

Person: 122.218.147.35 (ip address)
Cat: Mreowww~ Nyaaa~ :3
IP Address by guhhhhhhhh August 11, 2023
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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