Ion Cannon

A gdi superweapon developed in cnc 1. It reportedly blasted kane's temple of nod in the first war. In the 2nd war, its power increased a bit but wasn't important story wise. In the 3rd war, one blast can wipe out almost anything. and it looks pretty to see when it begins to vaporize and enemy position.

In Tiberian Sun, an ion cannon can destroy an obelisk of light in one shot. In Tiberium Wars, it can destroy the obelisk of light AND anything in a significant radius.

Ion Cannon by blitz567 April 12, 2007

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Ion Cannon

Orbital weapon

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Ion Cannon by Extreme June 19, 2004

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Low Orbit Ion Cannon

A DDoS client made by Praetox.com, this is one of the more widely used clients. Its effectiveness is debated, because some think there are easier ways, simply via MS-DOS or Notepad. Some believe faithfully in its use.

"Let's use our fanbase to Low Orbit Ion Cannon the people at RIAA! Why not? We don't have anything else to do."

"guys, add some to the cancer on 4chan and give them some low orbit ion cannon ownage."

Low Orbit Ion Cannon by Kurusunami October 17, 2008

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tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

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tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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