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interneteer 

One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.

To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.

It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.
You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?

Me: Check this out link here.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I'm the interneteer there.
interneteer by Dr. John Eckyll July 15, 2009
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internester

Someone having set up cozy comfortable places for themself all over the internet, so you can always find them there day or night at anytime.
If you are online twenty four seven you may be an internester.
internester by jpg3 November 11, 2011

Internetter 

Internetter refers to someone who is highly knowledgeable of Internet based references & social networking tools.
He is a highly accomplished Internetter
Internetter by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

internentertainment 

Any form of entertainment found on the internet. Forged by the king of the elves in the wild wild west.
Dr. Tonburry: Wow, that's some damn good cheese and wine. Oh yes, the internentertainment is also quite good.
Halius Corbius: Quite sir. Quite good.
internentertainment by ken January 17, 2005

internetpreneur

a person who tries to make a fortune on the internet
John registered 50 domain names hoping to sell them for a fortune...he's such a internetpreneur
internetpreneur by frisco stories October 18, 2008

Internetourettes 

The act of posting on a Facebook Profile or Group something you would not like your own mother to read, but don't care if the person whose page you posted on happens to have his mother reading it.

A post the will almost certainly get you banned from a friends profile.

Saying something you should not have said on a public profile
I let my Internetourettes get the best of me today, Her Mom saw the post, and I got booted.

Internetourettes is a bitch, I think my boss saw that post.
Internetourettes by morosejew March 5, 2010

internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)
Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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