instant ass

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.

I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!

instant ass by Charlie Golf January 19, 2007

instant asshole 

A vodka redbull.

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.

instant asshole by ahonakibs December 27, 2010

Instant Asshole 

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

Instant Asshole by rperazag July 22, 2010