Instacock

When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.

Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."

Instacock by plowmaster October 7, 2016

instalock 

The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Player 1: *instalocks Riven*
Player 2: Hey, I called top first!
Player 1: ..

instalock by Trivmvirate December 25, 2015

Instablock

To block a user (of an internet service, often Instagram) without a moment of thought because of the egregiousness of their words.

Clearly that guy is an obvious troll. I didn't pause a second to instablock him.

Instablock by streetsesquipedalian January 19, 2016

instalock 

When a player of any game in the MOBA Genre chooses a character without listening to their teammates

I always instalock

instalock by It'sNotJustLoL December 13, 2016

Intacocated 

To be so wonderfully full off of tacos that your incapable of common actions such as walking straight .

Bob: "I got so Intacocated at Taco Bell last night that I ended up sleeping in the parking lot because I was to full to drive home ."

Intacocated by Crumpton December 17, 2014

instafuck 

a describing word for a guy/girl you would fornicate with, without any hesitation. One glance, fuck me. That simple. Can also be used as exclamation.

Instafuck can NOT be used as a verb (See Instafucker).

A: Did you see Justin Timberlake in The Social Network?
B: Hell yeah, instafuck!

*hot girl walks by*
INSTAFUCK!

instafuck by ED3ers March 16, 2011

Instalock 

The means through which players of the videogame Valorant obtain their preferred agent without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Average player hovering jett: ....
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you

Instalock by cringelordgamer:6969 December 13, 2021