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Instalocker 

In Simple Words: A person who instantly locks a character in a video game.

A more detailed explanation:
A person who happens to enjoy sucking cock on a daily basis, A person who interacts with men in a sexual way without their consent.
This person also happens to stay inside of their house all of the time as they have no life in the outside world.
Instalocker: Hey I just instantly locked that character! now noone else can get it!
Person1: Bro just say you are a virgin
Person2: Hes probably one of those jett Instalocker dudes
Instalocker: *screams at mic*
Instalocker by Stutrez September 29, 2021
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instalock 

The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.
Player 1: *instalocks Riven*
Player 2: Hey, I called top first!
Player 1: ..
instalock by Trivmvirate December 25, 2015
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instalock 

When a player of any game in the MOBA Genre chooses a character without listening to their teammates
I always instalock
instalock by It'sNotJustLoL December 13, 2016

Instalock 

The means through which players of the videogame Valorant obtain their preferred agent without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.
Average player hovering jett: ....
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you
Instalock by cringelordgamer:6969 December 13, 2021

Instalker 

Someone who follows strangers on Instagram and follows every story they publish.
"I'm one of your instalkers and love your recent story on places to eat in Vietnam."
Instalker by abnvngpl October 20, 2018

instafucker 

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.
"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"
instafucker by DJ @WP February 9, 2006

Instalock Jett 

A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.
Gecko: "This guy sucks!"
Reyna: "Yeah, well, its an Instalock Jett. Surely, they will suck."
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