Instafied
Instafied by Jonathan Kinney April 7, 2008
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Instakid
Someone who is so unbelievably stupid that they could not have been conceived by conventional means. Their parents went to the pet shop, bought a package of Instakid® and poured it into water and put it in the oven at 365. 3 days later they had their full grown, dumb ass kid. Similar to sea monkeys.
Person 1: Alex is always driving drunk, I don't know what's wrong with him
Person 2: Alex is an instakid man
Person 2: Alex is an instakid man
Instakid by idddddddddk June 9, 2014
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instafriend
When you meet gregarious friends of a friend of yours and they automatically become your friends, too. While there's potential for meaningful relationships, instafriends usually remain cheerfully superficial.
"I went to a party with Frank, he introduced me to Sally, Joe, and Bob. We all exchanged numbers, yay, three instafriends!"
instafriend by hypello November 23, 2003
instafreak
instafreak
1. A person who gets real nasty real quick in the kickin it sense. "Dat instafreak tried to stick his cock in muh face the first time i went to his crib".
2. When a normally laid back person, for some reason, usually because some extra tasty weed is inhaled or some ballin bass is droppin, starts dance fucking everything in sight. "That school teacher is usually demure, but the Hell's Tahoe & 2Live Crew combo got her clappin dat booty like a instafreak".
3. A way of descrbing an action that is exceptionally freaky that will take place shortly. "Hey:) Becky, im finda go instafreak on dat yella in the corner till he poppin. Then, take him grocery chomping for lady gravy in da back of this club".
4. The opposite of a gurl who will make u wait at least a fortnight before letting u penetrate her.
"All these boys wanna instafreak
No one's out there looking for a boss like me
Too hood to be good
Too good to be too hood".
5. A nigga who rubs his penis on u when u obviously not interested, while ur jus trying to get a drink in a club (and look for a guy you want to rub his penis on you). "Hey, yo Penelope, we gon hafta shift in this bitch, i gotta stage 5 instafreak tryna rub one out on my leg like a puppyboy".
1. A person who gets real nasty real quick in the kickin it sense. "Dat instafreak tried to stick his cock in muh face the first time i went to his crib".
2. When a normally laid back person, for some reason, usually because some extra tasty weed is inhaled or some ballin bass is droppin, starts dance fucking everything in sight. "That school teacher is usually demure, but the Hell's Tahoe & 2Live Crew combo got her clappin dat booty like a instafreak".
3. A way of descrbing an action that is exceptionally freaky that will take place shortly. "Hey:) Becky, im finda go instafreak on dat yella in the corner till he poppin. Then, take him grocery chomping for lady gravy in da back of this club".
4. The opposite of a gurl who will make u wait at least a fortnight before letting u penetrate her.
"All these boys wanna instafreak
No one's out there looking for a boss like me
Too hood to be good
Too good to be too hood".
5. A nigga who rubs his penis on u when u obviously not interested, while ur jus trying to get a drink in a club (and look for a guy you want to rub his penis on you). "Hey, yo Penelope, we gon hafta shift in this bitch, i gotta stage 5 instafreak tryna rub one out on my leg like a puppyboy".
I often find myself confounded, and yet strangely pleased and wet, when being presented with opposing phenomena in a rapid succession; things were all chill, then freaky, so i went instafreak, as well.
instafreak by MmeWord January 24, 2015
instafire
Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.
If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.
Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire
Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire