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Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.
It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.
Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

Instarection 

When a male prematurely ejaculates BEFORE even becoming erect.
nerd: dude that hot girl just gave me an instarection! she didnt even touch my penis and i sprayed my load before i even got it up!
shane: ... you're a lil bitch
Instarection by Jake Seaton February 19, 2008

Instarection 

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).
Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.
Instarection by Troy April 30, 2007

instacation 

Short trip, unusual one-off experience, mini-vacation. The more novel and adventurous the better.
Steve and Frank took an instacation to Hawaii to see the lava flowing into the ocean.
instacation by travel junkie January 4, 2012

Instavention 

An instavention is an orchestrated attempt by one or many people – usually family and friends – to get someone to seek professional help with an addiction to posting / and or liking to many photos on Instagram.
"My facebook news feed just informed me a friend liked 37 photo's on Instagram.. She needs an Instavention ASAP"
Instavention by @rekstar24 December 4, 2013

Insteption

When my step sister gets stuck in the washing machine I know it's time for insteption
Insteption by JesAllen143 July 31, 2023