infomooch 

: a person who borrows information from other people,
someone who seeks the help or advice of others on a regular basis, or one who is constantly in possession of other people's class notes

Joe still has my notebook. He is such an infomooch.

infomooch by That'sNotMyName March 23, 2010

infomocio

a person who has a bad time thinking of his problems but still thinks about them too much.

Carlos: Hey bro, I heard André didn't show up for his job interview

Johnny: Oh yeah, he keeps talking about it, He's being an Infomocio right about now.

Carlos: WTF is an Infomocio?

infomocio by reallydoe? December 8, 2019

infomocio

when you become overwhelmed by your thoughts and start to zone out and run from your current situation; when you forget to do a certain task from all the thoughts you try to process. it’s an easier way of saying you’re dissociating from reality.

jacob: man I can’t believe you forgot to bring tents to our camping trip! you’re such a dumbass.
daniel:…
jacob: hello?! answer me bro!
daniel: i know, i know. i’ve just been an infomocio lately. my girl just dumped me and i got fired from my job.
jacob: damn.. for real? you know what, it’s alright. we can just drive back to the cabin and go grab them real quick.

infomocio by reallydoe? August 14, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016