infantying 

The act of pushing soap bars up your arse and shitting them out.

Whoa mate look at all those bubbles coming out of your butt, you've been infantying haven't you?

infantying by EdgelordSS May 27, 2024

Papa Infantino 

Papa Infantino is the father of Pionel Pandres Pessi. He gives him penalties to rig things. Papa Infantino also hates Cristiano Ronaldo, and will do anything at any cost to mess him up. Papa Infantino loves Pessi.
Other traits: Loves penalties , and robbing things

Pionel Pandres Pessi: My dad gave me a penalty!
Friend: Is your dad Papa Infantino?

Papa Infantino by Kevin is a Neuer fan July 14, 2023

infantigo 

Noun - the right to ask to change your airline seat if a small child sits down nearby.

When the woman with her screaming baby sat next to me, I invoked my infantigo.

infantigo by Not so-frequent Flyer April 15, 2013