Papa Infantino is the father of Pionel Pandres Pessi. He gives him penalties to rig things. Papa Infantino also hates Cristiano Ronaldo, and will do anything at any cost to mess him up. Papa Infantino loves Pessi.
Other traits: Loves penalties , and robbing things
Pionel Pandres Pessi: My dad gave me a penalty!
Friend: Is your dad Papa Infantino?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).