At first you might think she is similar to a potato (lame) but she really is not, she is funny, crazy, hot, nice, caring, sexual, smart, among others. she makes you smile 24/7 she is a terrible cook, and will make a wonderful wife, but only if you are equally as crazy.
"What is that girllike" "she is like Iness" "oh, thats perfect" *~*
Iness is the name of a wonderful person who is so kind and caring to everyone they meet. They are gorgeous, funny, super smart, really creative, and cool. They always try their best and they deserve all that is good in life. Anyone would be lucky to have an Iness in their life.
—Wow, I'm so lucky to know Iness.
—I know, right? They're so cool!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).