Me: "Hey Dylan, how did Induction Day go at Googbook...?"
Dylan: "Oh
wow, it's the best company IN THE FRICKEN
WORLD dude, the employee benefits are some of the best, offering opportunities for career growth, work that positively impacts the human
race, and innovative culture. We have bicycles and electric cars to get staff to meetings,
gaming centers, organic gardens, and eco-friendly furnishings, on-site physicians, nurses, medical services, and health care coverage, and we positively impact society with the applications and technology, which benefit the entire human
race. Oh, and of course there's the amazing pro..."
Me: "Whoa
man, whoa...! Looks like you've been totally brain-washed in a single day. Forget 'induction', that was a goddamn 'inductrination'...!!