Inductrination (n.)
Starting a new
job, you're required to attend a
one-day 'induction' into the company, and it ends up being an exercise in brain-washing new recruits and indoctrinating them into believing that they are now working for the most awesome business in the
universe.
Me: "Hey
Dylan, how did Induction Day
go at Googbook...?"
Dylan: "Oh wow, it's the best company IN THE FRICKEN WORLD
dude, the employee benefits are some of the best, offering opportunities for career growth,
work that positively impacts the human
race, and innovative culture. We have bicycles and electric cars to get staff to meetings, gaming centers, organic gardens, and eco-friendly furnishings, on-site physicians, nurses, medical services, and health care coverage, and we positively impact society with the applications and technology, which benefit the entire human race. Oh, and of course there's the amazing pro..."
Me: "Whoa man, whoa...! Looks like you've been totally brain-washed in a single day. Forget 'induction', that was a goddamn 'inductrination'...!!