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indian wipe

the act of dipping toilet paper in the toilet water after a courtesy flush has taken place during a very bad shit/diarrhea to wipe your ass in a public bathroom.
Scenario: You're taking a shit in a public bathroom. It is a very very bad shit. Possibly diarrhea. In order to feel clean you would need to wipe for the next half hour. To speed up the process and make yourself feel better you can do this. You flush the toilet once, maybe twice so you can get clean water. You then take a handful of toiletpaper and simply dip a little bit of the bottom into the water. Then you "indian wipe" your ass with the wet part of the toilet paper. After this it makes it much easier and quicker to wipe with the dry toilet paper.
indian wipe by Ahmad Mustafa February 23, 2010
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Indian wipe

To clean ones bottom with a bare finger like they do in India
Man, I told you to get toilet paper yesterday, I had to Indian wipe for the second day in a row!
Indian wipe by AJ10101 November 25, 2011

Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

The process of violently masterbaiting whilst pooping everywhere. You masterbait until you pass out and then when you pass out you start smearing your feces on your body while masterbaiting again until you “wipe out”

By wiping it means cleaning your self with your own ejaculation
Yo bro want to watch highlights on the Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

Of course bro

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026