Will: Why are you looking up masturbation? On the internet Steve?

Johnny: I saw Steve Inturbating now his dick fell off and he acts like he still has it! Haha for seral!

Jack: ...what the fuck is the matter with you man? *runs away*

Johnny:.....

Inturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 25, 2009

mildly infuriating

its really infuriating to deal with or see but it not to the point of anger so you live with the constant burden of knowing there is an imperfection somewhere around the world that you saw and can never fix.

"hey want to see something mildly infuriating", "yeah" "look at the base... it doesn't move but the blades are wobbling. it will stay like that forever."

mildly infuriating by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX January 1, 2020

infuriating

when your new computer is locked down like fort knox, and you don't have the password

It is infuriating when the clock on the computer is set for 2001 and you can't change it with out a password.

infuriating by moi2010 February 4, 2010

inebriating

intoxication; sometimes exciting

Katie was becoming inebriating annoying.

inebriating by Morgan tee January 28, 2008

incubating

Incubating can either mean sitting in one place for a long time, sitting on top of an item or chilling out.

"Hey! What's up?"
"Nothing much, just incubating on the couch"

Or

"I can't find my car keys! Oh wait, I was incubating them"

incubating by Sweet Lou and HBG January 12, 2004

potentially infuriating

Something that doesn't quite get on your nerves or piss you off, yet. Also, the key word is potentially, so chances are it can really piss you off sooner or later. Think of something you found cute or hilarious for about five minutes, like a semi-witty dick joke, or an incontinent puppy, will later be potentially infuriating by repitition. Reference puppy dog girlfriend for a better irl example.

Person a: Does that chick relize that being a puppy dog girlfriend doesn't make her cute at all anymore?

Person b: He doesn't care whether or not that's potentially infuriating, he just gets pent up about it and fucks the shit out of her later

Person c(puppy dog girlfriend's bf, appeared from behind):
damn skippy, what she on't know won't kill her

Person a&b: WILL YOU QUIT DOING THAT, YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING NINJA, YOU GODFORSAKEN WEEABOO!!!

potentially infuriating by thatoneguynamed_will December 6, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026