incubating 

Incubating can either mean sitting in one place for a long time, sitting on top of an item or chilling out.

"Hey! What's up?"
"Nothing much, just incubating on the couch"

Or

"I can't find my car keys! Oh wait, I was incubating them"

incubating by Sweet Lou and HBG January 12, 2004

incubating 

Defecating. Short for incubating (sitting on) the porcelain goddess, a parody of praying to the porcelain goddess

I was incubating your mom's face last night.

incubating by Jmtas September 14, 2006

Fan Incubating 

The act of tieing or celetaping your mobile device to your ceiling fan in order to hatch your Pokémon Go eggs!

I was lazy today and didn't feel like walking, so I celetaped my phone to my ceiling fan and started Fan Incubating my egg until I got a Ponyta.

Fan Incubating by The Only One Lwft July 30, 2016

Inturbating

Masturbating on the internet

Will: Why are you looking up masturbation? On the internet Steve?

Johnny: I saw Steve Inturbating now his dick fell off and he acts like he still has it! Haha for seral!

Jack: ...what the fuck is the matter with you man? *runs away*

Johnny:.....

Inturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 25, 2009

Incubusing 

What happens when you listen to Incubus. You become entraced in a second state of mind, because the power of Incubus is too great

Hax0r- Why is my car in my living room?
r0x0r- You we're listening to Incubus weren't you?
Hax0r- :( yea

Incubusing by sAmbo February 15, 2004

Incubaking 

The state of being after taking a hit of that sweet sweet cannabis, but before you reach the peak of your high. Also applies with edibles before they take full effect.

"You stoned yet?"
"I'm incubaking"

Incubaking by YungLenin September 23, 2021

infobating

Obsessively reading news feeds and blog updates just for the sake of knowing the latest information, most of which is generally useless.

I have to take a break from the internet for a while, at this point I'm just infobating.

infobating by nowvoodoo January 2, 2012