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Incestion 

INCESTion is the act of fucking your wife while she's pregnant and sticking your penus soooo far in that it goes In your babies mouth. Therefore, you are somewhat being an incest.
That incestion last night was sooo good. My baby is gona come out sucking dick like a pro.
Incestion by ILoveCheesecake November 4, 2011

Incestion 

When one member of your family wants you to have sex with another member of your family.
"I want my sister to fuck my dad!"
-"Whoa, Incestion!"
Incestion by Marxe August 26, 2013

incestion 

When doing 69 with an exact replica of oneself, the person is giving pleasure to themself while reciving pleasure from themself, thus creating a split in the universe
-I saw a guy 69ing with his clone

-Are you crazy? I heard incestion was impossible!
incestion by orangekiwicoconut September 28, 2011

Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.
Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"
Inception Fart by Mattybizzle September 19, 2013

incesting 

committing incest on a regular basis.
having sex with your mom on a regular basis would be considered incesting
incesting by Baybee Becky October 20, 2008

Your ancestors incestors 

the incest family tree
Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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