in-the-park homerun

Hitting all the bases and scoring on your first try.

Eric: I planned on getting to second base, but instead, I made an in-the-park homerun last night!

Parker: Fuckin' sweet bro!

by Errk XTC October 31, 2008

Inside the park homerun

The act of taking a shit inside of a urinal

“Someone go tell the janitor someone left him a inside the park homerun”

by Hotelgaymario March 5, 2021

inside the park homerun

Masturbating or because of the inability to get a girl in bed masturbate instead

Guy1: Has Ron ever gotten around the bases

Guy2: No but he hits inside the park homeruns everyday

by HitlerJesus April 27, 2010