In the taint 

A term used when someone is going through a rough time in their life or in deep trouble; this term would be used as a term of sympathy. In reference to the area of the taint, specifically on a male.

Honey, you are really in the taint right now.

You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!

In the taint by Vrap Poop Tongue December 17, 2012

If it ain't in the taint, where is it? 

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it? by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021

Eight in the Taint 

A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.

Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"

Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"

Eight in the Taint by sh_rebel January 23, 2011

hard in the taint 

going hard. a bro action with excessive strength.

"Bro a 70 second keg stand followed by puking and then more drinking"
"hard in the taint"

hard in the taint by dip skip June 18, 2012

Put the T in Tanita 

Putting the T (Tip of the male genitalia) in Tanita (Very sexy women). Fucking her brains out because you are that nigga from Tottenham

"Tottenham boy I put the T in Tanita" - Skepta

Put the T in Tanita by skepta6969 November 6, 2019