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In progress, something that is in the process of being completed.
Stephanie: u can have jessika
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut was wrong with her
Stephanie: she wants a whole list
JR: its in the mail
by Jon Reed July 31, 2006
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When one is so drunk one the most responsible thing to do is stick them in an Uber and text their roommate a shipping update (regardless of if you actually do that)

Or, when one is "In The Mail," the act of being sent home in an Uber.
After getting cut off from drinks at the blackjack table, Danny is in the mail. Someone maybe should get him in back to his hotel room.

Hey Andrew, can you make sure Danny makes it home safe tonight?
Way ahead of you. He's already in the mail. App says ETA 8 minutes.
by FiendishLineage July 18, 2019
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what deez nuts came in; what you ask people about when playing the classic 'deez nuts' prank.
Person 1: "Yo something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "Really, what was it?"
Person 1: "DEEZ NUTS! Ha, gottem."
by homiebrodie November 12, 2018
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