in the mail 

In progress, something that is in the process of being completed.

Stephanie: u can have jessika
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut was wrong with her
Stephanie: she wants a whole list
JR: its in the mail

in the mail by Jon Reed July 31, 2006

In The Mail 

When one is so drunk one the most responsible thing to do is stick them in an Uber and text their roommate a shipping update (regardless of if you actually do that)

Or, when one is "In The Mail," the act of being sent home in an Uber.

After getting cut off from drinks at the blackjack table, Danny is in the mail. Someone maybe should get him in back to his hotel room.

Hey Andrew, can you make sure Danny makes it home safe tonight?
Way ahead of you. He's already in the mail. App says ETA 8 minutes.

In The Mail by FiendishLineage July 18, 2019

letter in the mail box 

This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!

aka - wedgey

boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.

letter in the mail box by troubledemon March 27, 2009

house in the mail

A big ass rip from a bong, or other smoking device. Made popular by cypress hill. Gets you really high.

Man that hit just delivered a house in the mail.

house in the mail by jkatticus May 3, 2008

Check's in the mail 

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

Check's in the mail by quietbanana October 6, 2022

Check's in the mail 

A mocking neg used in sports/ games against an opponent that just made an unforced error that greatly helped you or your team.

The phrase suggests that the error was actually intentional and they were attempting to "take a dive" to receive payment.

In Sports (Baseball):
*Thrown ball tips off of first basemen's glove and flies off into foul territory*

Runner as they round first heading for second: "Check's in the mail!"

Video Game (Any MOBA)
*Opponent uses an ability to grab and pull you away from a deadly situation, allowing you to use a movement ability to escape there after*

All Chat: "Check's in the mail!"

Check's in the mail by The_Post_Man March 19, 2021

It's in the mail

It's done and dusted. We don't need to think about it anymore. It's finished. It's water under the bridge.

Hey, that problem we had the other day? It's in the mail.

It's in the mail by g00mba August 9, 2018