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Glow in the dark 

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".
You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark

sparks in the dark

When you chew up a pack of Wintergreen Lifesavers candy in a dark room whilst looking in a mirror, it makes Green Sparks!
When I first heard of sparks in the dark I just had to try it! What an amazing phenomenum! The green sparks were so beautiful!

Glows in the dark 

Someone who presents red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.
I don't trust that guy, he glows in the dark AF.
Glows in the dark by DVMO July 27, 2019

Glow in the dark 

Someone who throws up red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.
I don't trust those guys, they glow in the dark.
Glow in the dark by DVMO July 27, 2019

Glow in the dark 

"Glow in the dark CIA Niggers" - Terry A. Davis.
Glow in the dark by BigCunge November 14, 2019

shot in the dark 

to take a somewhat random chance at something; a hopeful attempt
"Hey, shot in the dark here... you want to do something sometime?"
shot in the dark by GAT4 August 30, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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