1. One of the most difficult and extreme sexual acts to perform on a woman (i guess it could be done on a man... but that's just messed up). This act is accomplished by quickly, and without warning, inserting your closed right or left fist along with the four fingers on your other hand up her butt. This move is not recommended under any circumstances and may cause death and/or breakups. This technique was invented by
R.H. in 2007. It is required that whenever one displays this hand gesture that person must first yell out the sound 'GAADOOUGGEE' (Brian in
Family Guy flexing to Louis) and then throw out a fisted hand and four fingers on the other hand in close proximity. It is also copyrighted.
2. The most hardcore death
metal band on the fucking planet. 9 in the brown is widely recognized as the premier death
metal/rock/punk band to come out of
Connecticut since... well, since ever. It's members include Mongo, the
Duke of Oranje, CYZ!!!, and band leader Viktor (WITH A FUCKING 'K'). The group is best known for its signature song '9 in the brown' which has topped the charts consistently in the underground music
scene. When not blowing
people's minds at sold out shows across the country, members enjoy totally raping Rock Band songs on Double Expert level.
'Dude so I was with this girl last night and she was bein a total
bitch so when I was done fucking her I turned her around and GAADOOOUUGEE!!! 9 in the
brown!!!'
Kid 1: 'Oh man, were you at the '9 in the
brown' concert last night? It was amazing!'
Kid 2: 'No, I wanted to but those concerts are always sold out.'
Kid 1: 'Yes, yes they are.'