In the Matrix
In reference to being beyond backed-out, in which a person is so drunk, their body may be walking around but their mind is somewhere else aka in the matrix
In the Matrix by PatrickBateman87 June 23, 2010
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glitch in the matrix
Def 1. From the 1999 film The Matrix: Referring to a human experiencing déjà vu as caused by the Machines altering the Matrix.
Def 2. An explanation for an unlikely or irregular occurrence.
Def 2. An explanation for an unlikely or irregular occurrence.
Ex 1. Neo identified a glitch in the matrix when he saw the same black cat walk past the door twice.
Ex 2. There must be a glitch in the matrix because I was struck by lightening and won the lotto all in the same day.
Ex 2. There must be a glitch in the matrix because I was struck by lightening and won the lotto all in the same day.
glitch in the matrix by dictionaryname February 24, 2009
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Hole in the matrix
An occurrence that is baffling in nature and challenges reality; something that seems to bend the very fabric reality. A reference to the film "The Matrix".
Guy 1: "Did you see Matt's girlfriend? She's easily a 10!"
Guy 2: "Yah, he's fat and broke. It's a hole in the matrix, man."
Guy 2: "Yah, he's fat and broke. It's a hole in the matrix, man."
Hole in the matrix by Bobcat8305 August 13, 2010
Glitch in the Matrix
After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”
Glitch in the Matrix by Duss Duss January 25, 2022
Glitch in the Matrix
When, in short period of time, you see pairs of cars, passing by, matching in color and brand, identical. Not just one pair, few. And not even the common brands, but those that you never happen to see two of the same brand in the same place.
Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.
Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.
Glitch in the Matrix by Elizabeth_Bathory January 11, 2010
glitch in the matrix
A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).
glitch in the matrix by suburbanite November 29, 2003
glitch in the matrix
an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.
G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"
C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"
C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"
glitch in the matrix by hex_ten December 1, 2003
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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