Definitions by suburbanite
Cranberry township
A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.
Cranberry township by suburbanite March 25, 2005
comb-over
1. combing your last locks of hair over your bald spot so that people can('t) tell that you are bald(ing)
2. a thorough looking-over (from the fine-tooth comb expression)
2. a thorough looking-over (from the fine-tooth comb expression)
That guy should just shave his head bald and stop using that obvious comb-over.
Give it one last comb-over before you throw it out.
Give it one last comb-over before you throw it out.
comb-over by suburbanite December 20, 2003
yellow porn
Yellow porn is a form of pornography that involves urine. Yes, it is basically people pissing on each other for pleasure (money).
Yellow porn is disgusting, but recent studies say that it is only obscene if the piss-ee is enjoying it.
yellow porn by suburbanite December 5, 2003
glitch in the matrix
A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).
glitch in the matrix by suburbanite November 29, 2003