Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack 

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009

It's in the ho

Shouted out by spectators at the next golf event when Tiger tees off. Replaces the classic exclamation, "It's in the hole!"

Gallery is silent until the tee shot is taken.
"It's in the ho!"

It's in the ho by J Scotts December 3, 2009

it's in 

Derived from "gettin it in," when something is "in" (a particular situation is favorable) there is nothing else but to bring about awareness to how in it is.

1)

#1 Holy shit, did you see Pujols last night?

#2 YYESS! He had it in the whole night

2)

#Girl Ugh.

#VirginBoy Uhh.

#Girl ...mmm

#VirginBoy *whispers tenderly* It's in.

it's in by drum669 August 17, 2011

It's in the works

A task that you have not actually started, but you have thought about starting at one point in time (no matter how long ago it was); meaning there is a notable achievement on the task and therefore there is progress to report to your supervisor.

To Boss: No sir, the project isn't done yet, but it's in the works.

It's in the works by MexiJewMike July 25, 2007

it's in the cloud 

A phrase we use when something is out of our control.

"I flunked the final today, but oh well, it's in the cloud."

it's in the cloud by MisterPickle February 27, 2017

It's in Kokomo

Expression started in 1995 in Muncie IN. When asked where my ex boyfriends possesions were, he would say "In Kokomo" because his ex girlfriend lived there and he left everything with her to avoid drama. "It's in Kokomo"is an appropriate answer for anything lost or left with an ex.

Him: I used to have an X Box
Me: Where is it?
Him: It's in Kokomo.

It's in Kokomo by veggiegatro May 27, 2010

It's in the can 

It is an outdated british slang phrase meaning "it is ready" or "it will be happen". It comes from old film industry slang, when the film was ready to be released.

Journalist: This movie took so long that it was almost forgotten...
Film director: Everybody made an excellent job, the film is in the can.

"She's in parties. It's in the can."
Bauhaus - lyrics She's in parties

It's in the can by Cap'n Sane March 12, 2021