Some BS that FB made up to let all your friends/everyone else know who you’re currently fucking.....Stealth motherfuckers(who think they’re sneaky as fuck),just put “in a relationship”,without really specifying who it is(that they’re fucking).....Really,it’s not an official relationship status.....Women like to put it on their relationship status(to keep all of the hard dicks away),and men like to put it(to let everyone know who they’re fucking,and that they’re fucking someone currently).....Doesn’t really matter(who it is),they’re fucking.....As long as they are.
“Is that who Barbara is currently fucking?”....”How can she be “in a relationship”,when her sorry ass is married?”....”.Why is she pretending to be available when she’s not?”.
by jim6471 November 17, 2020
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A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars and other valuable things in exchange for sex.
"Travis gave La Toya a very expensive diamond ring last night as well as a jeep for their one year anniversary last night"
"Yeah but, did Travis get laid"
"You know it ... "
"Travis gave La Toya a very expensive diamond ring last night as well as a jeep for their one year anniversary last night"
"Yeah but, did Travis get laid"
"You know it ... "
by Thisisnotmyname January 22, 2014
Get the in a relationship mug.To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.
by R U N June 16, 2008
Get the In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married mug.It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.
Example:
Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend
Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*
Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋
Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*
Girl: OmG noooooooo
Friend: hey what happened
Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭
Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?
Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend
Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*
Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋
Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*
Girl: OmG noooooooo
Friend: hey what happened
Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭
Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?
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Get the Four commandments in a relationship mug.When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken
Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.
Me: wtf, HOW?
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.
Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken
Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.
Me: wtf, HOW?
Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.
Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
by dumb-bunny May 12, 2020
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