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In Real Life 

A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.
Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"

"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."
In Real Life by Once Again March 17, 2013
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In Real Life 

A fan-made boyband that consists of members who had competed in a show called Boy Band. This band consists of 5 handsome and talented guys which are Chance Perez, Drew Ramos, Michael Conor, Sergio Calderon, and Brady Tutton.
Omg! Did you hear Tonight Belongs to You by In Real Life?
In Real Life by foreverbrikey July 15, 2018

in real life 

the top level of seriousness, to be too serious,
In real life did u jus do dat dumb shit?
I cant believe she jus tried to play me, like in real life..
in real life by Licia9008 October 9, 2008

In Real Life 

A show with teens 12-14 years old who compete in real life experiences.
This show is in its 3rd season.
"OMG In Real Life is on!"
"It's an ok show, dude."

Among us in real life

AMONG😩US🄶IN🄵REAL😈LIFE🤬SUS🤪SUSšŸ¤‘
Random white girl on YouTube: Among us in real life sus sus

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Super Mario in Real Life 

The absolute experience of witnessing THE Mario in real life.
ā€œI just saw Super Mario in Real Life.ā€
ā€œDid he say ā€˜Spaghetti’?ā€
ā€œNo.ā€
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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