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imps gonna imp 

a troll/dumb spy/garden gnome or a person with short man syndrome, who will be loyal to their master no matter what the situation is.

Latin name:

impus fiftyonefiftymus
guy1: hey maestro just had a sex change, I bet his imp wont be his imp anymore

guy2: actually it's quite the opposite, his imp enjoys the drillings much more now!

guy1: dayum! I guess imps gonna imp!!
imps gonna imp by 5150 palace July 26, 2011
Related Words
Sexual relations with an imp, particularly the one from Doom.
Taylor sat by his computer and fantasized about impse.
impse by Draconio October 3, 2003
shortage for impossible. Often used by gamers to describe something impossible. Mostly known in the online world.
Zweq: Was playing Quake3 earlier and got nailed by Mawane 50 - 0. Couldn't get a single frag. F!"#ing impsy game.
Jappe2: lol noob
impsy by XiphiasFO2 February 27, 2009
World records on elastomania, for better description ask Xiphias at mopolauta
wow that time is impsy to beat
Impsy by Elastomania February 27, 2009

Impsexual 

A sexuality that changes depending on what your partner (in a relationship) wants or needs
Jennifer changed alot to meet Sam's needs; she might be Impsexual.
Impsexual by ReturnToAsh.txt December 29, 2022

needs more impse 

The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.
Doom needs no more impse.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.
needs more impse by TAS September 4, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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