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1.Being a bother or annoyance while still being somewhat helpful.
2. Imposing without an "o" factor.
3. Not able to think for ones self; slave-like; doing the will of others without question.
4. A negative form of being impressive.
5. A typo when trying to type "imposing".
1. Hope I'm not impsing on your plans to go to disneyland tommorrow by suggesting we all go to Paris on my dime for a week or luxury.
2. Bill no one cares that you had your teeth cleaned! STOP IMPSING ON THAT POOR GIRL WITH YOUR LAMENESS.
3. Laura is such an imps. Look at her impsing to all of that sororities demands just so she can hold it over us iff (if and only if) she gets accepted.
4. "Hey, how did you guy like my rendition of Hegel's metaphysical philosphy set to the screamo music?"; "impsing!"
5. Hope I'm not impsing on your genius.
impsing by joych February 22, 2011
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to encroach upon, infringe, have an effect, make an impression
I hope I don't impinge on her personal space by sitting between her and Zeke.
impinge by Tall Tower April 26, 2006

minge impinge 

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
minge impinge by famico August 30, 2013
The process of sexing whilst flopping like a seal in a coma.
Mate, I was totally imping this bitch last night!
Imping by matt & oli February 23, 2008

impingdoing 

A person who goes to the beach and bats the farts out of dead Seagulls.

imping doing
Dad bought me a Louisville slugger for my 12th birthday and to sharpen my skills I became an impingdoing.
impingdoing by Impingdoing February 14, 2010

imposing 

When you invite others to a gathering via group chat thus making it harder on the host to refuse
Imposing this on the group chat. I'm sure it's cool if y'all come!
imposing by Siemprefresco August 13, 2016
The act of annoying a friend of yours by typing out lyrics into their IM window. Or an act of boredom.
gemff6 6:13 PM: damn
gemff6 6:13 PM: i shoulda wore a lamb
gemff6 6:13 PM: skin condam
gemff6 6:13 PM: like john claud vandam
gemff6 6:13 PM: damn my nose fell off
gemff6 6:13 PM: what am i a leapord?
gemff6 6:13 PM: *leapard
TheScarletGem 6:13 PM: (truth be told, skin condoms aren't as trustworthy, as they are porous and can let stuff thru)
gemff6 6:14 PM: (lol)
TheScarletGem 6:14 PM: (My advice is: you sticks with the latex, but if allergy's a pain there's polyurethane)
TheScarletGem 6:15 PM: jesus
gemff6 6:15 PM: (ITS A RAP SONG, NOT ME I DONT NEED CONDOMS!!)
IMsing by Garnet Red September 26, 2004
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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