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impreach
When you are preaching while in a conversation, or continuously post articles and rant on social media, about how much the President sucks and how he should be impeached.
No need to continuously impreach, Luke. I believe that we are all on the same page regarding our current President.
impreach by sharpiejaa March 12, 2018
Impreachment
The Second Impreachment of Donald Trump, brought to you by The Washington Post: Democracy Dies In Darkness (So We Turned Off The Lights)
Impreachment by Dusk777 February 9, 2021
imprecher
when one person has consumed copious amounts of drugs/alchohol to the point they are past the point of no return
impreachment hearing
A possibly-giving-you-da-boot-from-office testimony-session whereby you're not only compelled to go through da distress and humiliation of trying to defend/justify da actions under discussion, but are also forced to endure copious Bible-readings relating to your supposed transgressions.
One way to determine if a scandalized politician is truly da "Man of God" dat he claims to be would be to subject him to an impreachment hearing and see if he is truly able to maintain his composure, or if he eventually "cracks" and outbursts with a noisy tirade.
impreachment hearing by QuacksO August 27, 2022