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Imperstateral 

Something that involves a balance of power between two people.
- Used mainly when referring to a relationship in which no party holds authority over another.
- Derived from the latin words for ‘power’ and ‘balance’.
“She treats her girlfriend very well. They have an imperstateral relationship.”

Imperstateral Relationship 

A relationship with a balance of power, in which no person holds authority over another.
"I'd say the relationship is healthy, it seems to be an imperstateral relationship."
"He treats his children imperstaterally."
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Impersonal Sex

Casual sex with a stranger. It frequently refers to casual sex between two anonymous males in public restrooms. Laud Humphreys studied it in 1960 as a doctorate student of sociology at Washington University. The University refused to grant him the PhD for ethical reasons. Conceptually, it is close to one-night-stand, and no-strings-attached sex.
Michel Foucault, the famous French philosopher, experienced impersonal sex while visiting San Francisco.
Impersonal Sex by M Abdel Aziz December 19, 2009

iPhersonate 

The act of adding the line
"Sent from my iPhone" to an email (sent using as computer) to in order to excuse the messages length (or lack thereof), lack of spelling/grammar, or general vagueness.
I just didn't have the desire to write a full response to my colleauge. So I just iPhersonated.
iPhersonate by CopterCoy December 21, 2008

Usher impersonator 

Someone who dresses up as Usher as a job for entertainment purposes. It's a little known fact that Usher is the second-most impersonated celebrity after Elvis. The few good ones can be found in Vegas, but the many bad ones usually work in the aisles at weddings, churches, and movie theaters. These shitty Usher impersonators usually have to wear "Usher" name tags so people know that they're trying to impersonate Usher.
Vanilla Ice: "Man, that guy at the movie theater showing people to their seats sure was one hell of a broke down Usher impersonator. I mean, if you're 60 years old and white and have to wear an 'Usher' name tag so people will know what you're doing, find another job."
Snow: "Yeah, I thought he was trying to be Bob Barker at first."
Usher impersonator by Nick D May 24, 2004