A residual, hard piece of fecal matter that remains lodged in the rectum after taking a dump. It causes severe itching, but rarely pain. The only remedy is to dump again or remove it with a finger.

I took a dump after eating peanuts and I had an irritaint that I couldn't reach until I got in up to the third knuckle. If you are wondering, yes, it was a peanut.

Irritaint by coyotemutt November 12, 2011

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imortant

Important Immortal.

"Jebus is a pretty imortant guy."

imortant by Teirdalin September 18, 2016

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IrriTAINTing

When your underwear constantly rides up and you have to pick it out. This indecent usually coincides with "swamp ass".

I was irritainting for the last hour of my hike yesterday. Every twenty minutes I had to pick my underwear out of my ass.

IrriTAINTing by jonnesovic May 13, 2011

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importaintit

of much or great significance or consequence while at the same time being something you may completely blow off.

I know paying rent is importaintit, but I need my recreation, too!, or Going to work is importaintit, but shit this good, doesn't come along every day.

importaintit by irrysponsible June 19, 2019

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importaintit

acknowledges that something is normally thought to have great significance or consequence while at the same time challenging it real significance.

I know paying my electric bill is importaintit, don't you think find a job is impotaintit, too.

importaintit by irrysponsible June 19, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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