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im cumming 

when a human male is jacking off, and he deciddes to shout "IMM CUMMMINGGG" or in sex
Person 1: HARDER!!!!
person 2: IM CUMMINGGG1!!
im cumming by Spahendrix September 18, 2022
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im cumming 

Oh my god! Im about to cum! Im cumming! Oh my goddddddddd!
im cumming by CumDrinker9000 May 18, 2023

Im cumming 

Fuckkkk im cumming
Im cumming by Emily boobs April 17, 2025

holy fuck im cumming

holy fuck stewie, im shitting
NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS

holy fuck lois im cumming 

it is a filler spam word to use whenever you dont agree with something and wanna say something. alternatives can also be used such as, 'Holy fuck stewie im shitting'
(1) "bro why do you always ignore me when i speak and say random shit"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

I'm cumming

Usually the last or near the last words in a string just prior to an orgasmic climax.
Oh, yeah, baby, more, faster harder, yeah, oooh, I'm cumming, ahhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm cumming by Richard Black March 23, 2005
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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