illinosion 

ill-i-ne-schon
1. A resident of the state of Illinois, that drives.
2. All of the Illinois residents are horrible drivers. Turn signals??? What the fuck are those for!?! Ahh, gas and brake, that's all they need. Car life expectancy in Illinois, 3 years (if it doesn't get in an accident).

"I fucking hate Chicago, chok full of Illinosions"
"Me to man, me too."

illinosion by Biff Justice November 5, 2005

Illinoisan 

Someone who grew up in the state of Illinois. 9.7 million of them live in the Chicago Metropolitan Area. The other 3 million live in smaller towns. There's a higher than normal chance for a Midwestern state that a randomly picked person won't be white. More people live in Illinois than in any other state in the Midwest. Majority of Illinoisans are hated by Wisconsinites who stereotype us as disrespectful bad drivers and refer to us as FIBS.

I was born and raised in Bloomington, IL. He was born and raised in Chicago. We're both Illinoisans.

Illinoisan by DaChicagoan October 23, 2013

Illinoying 

When a person from state of Illinois, cannot not have a conversation without mentioning the word Illinois, to the point where it becomes utterly annoying.

Tom: How can Jane seriously be that Illinoying?

Joe: I know right? How can Antarctica relate to that supposed "great" state?

Jane: Back in Illinois, we did this and not that.

Cutting her off, John: Seriously, you are Illinoying the crap out of me!

Illinoying by jokerville February 14, 2012

Illinoying 

What people who have lived in Illinois for a while and find the state annoying call it.

I get tired of living in Illinoying.

Illinoying by Truth Tree November 17, 2019

illinoising 

Used to describe a person who improperly pronounces 'Illinois' with the 's' sound at the end.

"Illinois is pronounced 'ill-in-oy', not 'ill-in-oys'. The way you're saying it makes you illinoising."

illinoising by TheWizardOfTheWoods January 11, 2017

illinesian

People from the anus of the United States. The state of Illinois.

"Yesterday I ran into one of them horrible Illinesian drivers."

illinesian by TheBearsStillSuck February 1, 2022

Illision 

Elision when practiced by rappers.

Elision: "O'er the ramparts we watched" (Francis Scott Key)
Illision: "E'r'body do dis..." (Lil Jon)

Illision by Adam Weishaupt November 16, 2010