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Illinoisan 

Someone who grew up in the state of Illinois. 9.7 million of them live in the Chicago Metropolitan Area. The other 3 million live in smaller towns. There's a higher than normal chance for a Midwestern state that a randomly picked person won't be white. More people live in Illinois than in any other state in the Midwest. Majority of Illinoisans are hated by Wisconsinites who stereotype us as disrespectful bad drivers and refer to us as FIBS.
I was born and raised in Bloomington, IL. He was born and raised in Chicago. We're both Illinoisans.
Illinoisan by DaChicagoan October 23, 2013
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Illinician

-noun
Ill⋅in⋅ician (Ill-in-ish-uhn)
1. one who holds a public office and cannot hide lies as well as others
2. a person skilled covering up the wrong doings of political government or administration
-Adj
Illinisious, - Senator, you are acting in an Illinisous manner.
The XYZ press released today that New York is nearing the number two spot in having the greatest number of Illinicians; still a far cry from the National leader and obvious, Illinois.

Illinoisance 

(pronounced Illinoy-ance) Stereotypical rhetoric-spewing midwestern liberal.
Senator Dick Durbin is an illinoisance.

Illinoisan 

A northern Illinois resident, typically from the Chicago area, who is both mentally ILL and Annoyin'... A liberal or a democrat from any part of Illinois.
The Illinoisan wouldn't stop crying about how they are offended by EVERY-DAMN-THING.
Illinoisan by Morgadeth January 23, 2019

illinosion 

ill-i-ne-schon
1. A resident of the state of Illinois, that drives.
2. All of the Illinois residents are horrible drivers. Turn signals??? What the fuck are those for!?! Ahh, gas and brake, that's all they need. Car life expectancy in Illinois, 3 years (if it doesn't get in an accident).
"I fucking hate Chicago, chok full of Illinosions"
"Me to man, me too."
illinosion by Biff Justice November 5, 2005