1. Dude that was illfated!
2. Carl- dood did u hear what happened to Jeffy?
Zak- yea man pretty illfated huh!
Carl-too bad he died.
'jeffy was a ran over squirl brought down by drunk driving.'
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.