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Ikeamotion 

The random wanderings of people who are trying to escape from Ikea. Its often fueled by swedish meatballs and cinnamon buns. Characteristics include bouncing off sofas with names like Umflaut then walking around in random circles; and stacking flat brown boxes on carts and careening down warehouse aisles.
I went to Ikea to buy a couch but then Ikeamotion hit and I could not figure out how to escape without buying a desk, two side tables and a bed.
Ikeamotion by Leslie Dow February 3, 2008
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The bitch kept trippin sp i went ikemode on her ass
ikemode by Teeskee September 12, 2006
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iKeyMonitor

iKeyMonitor is a background mobile application that records and logs SMS text messages, contacts, web history, calls, text messages and voice messages in social apps, clipboard history, surroundings; tracks GPS location of the target cellphone in real-time and displays routes in the map; creates Geofencing alerts; limits screen time; block apps and games.
iKeyMonitor lets parents remotely check what their children are doing on the cellphones and manage how children use cellphones.

If you want to limit your children's screen time on smartphones, install iKeyMonitor, and set up the daily maximum usage time of their phones.
Ikeyonna is a fine ass human being the one and only. She is the best girlfriend, she cares for you and makes you a high priority in her life. But be careful be cause she will leave you in a heart beat if you fuck you too many times. She is a very friendly person but can be a little bitchy and gives zero fucks.

All boys stop and stare as she walks by but gives them no attention. She knows when your trying to fuck her over and she will flip that shit over on you quicker than Donald trump lost his position In the White House.
That girl ikeyonna is that bitchniggas that’s thats ikeyonna…
ikeyonna by Dolliannadondada November 23, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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