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a street name for Vicodin pain killers.
I was totally buzzin' off some ikes last night.
ikes by K-Sto October 29, 2007

Mike and Ikes 

The best damn candy in the world.They come in many dfferent colors.
George-"WOW THEM MIKE AND IKES WERE AWESOME"

Fred-"Dude I am gonna be sick I think I ate one to many boxes"

George-*PUKES ALL OVER THE FLORR*

Fred-**PUKES all over George**
Mike and Ikes by ClanaLuver December 17, 2008

Crack and Ikes 

A renaming job for the candy Mike and Ikes, because they are as addictive as crack. They especially prey on people who don't eat sugar all that often. If you are not careful with Crack and Ikes you may just wind up getting Shashanked
Converstation dealing with Crack and Ikes

Cool Guy: Dude stop eating my Mike and Ikes

Crack head: Man I can't keep them away from me....

Cool guy: Only the first taste is free my friend next time its gonna cost you
Crack and Ikes by MarioYamasaki August 3, 2008

Mike N Ikes 

When a Male puts mike and Ikes into his rectum, then another male proceeds to retrieve them from the others rectum with his tongue.
"Matt paid 25 cents to get Jacobs Mike N Ikes"
Mike N Ikes by Dj Welfare November 7, 2006

Mike and Ikes 

Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes

Ikesexual 

Ikesexual is almost the same as llllsexual and cranhipposexual but Ikesexual is where you have a sexual attraction to worms that have to be 12 inches long and 14 inches thick
I'm a ikesexual

Dad I'm ikesexual

Mom I'm ikesexual

I'm ikesexual and proud
Ikesexual by Sexualegg January 20, 2022
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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