the most annoying girl in the whole wide world, she is the type of person to offer you something, you say yes, to then come up to you and EAT IT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. She is pure evil.
A person who 'wears' these, can see no wrong with any Apple product - mostly iPhones or iPods. Usually 'worn' by a person who's self-righteousness about their gadget, prevents them from seeing sense.
iGlasses stop people from seeing the ridiculousness queuing up overnight to buy a cell-phone.
Hey Andy, you're tied to that network that you hate, because you have-to-have your iPhone, you need to take off your iGlasses to see sensekiddo.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.