Person 1:Not like those unrealistic movies where when you chop a hand off, 20 litres of blood will appear, ifyouknowhatimean....
Person 2: I get what you mean, totally.

ifyouknowhatimean by Dr. Nasir December 10, 2009

ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite

"ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite" is a well-known popular Tumblr blog. It started to draw a lot of attention during the month of August, 2010. Since then it has gained a large amount of followers. It is apparent that the page is owned by someone name Steven who is 17 and, that he resides in Great Britain.

www.ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite.tumblr.com

Retard #1: have you heard of any good tumblr pages ?
Retard #2: yeah ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite - posts funny sh*t man !!

ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite by Tumblor August 29, 2010

Ifyouarereadingthis

You probably saw shitty words and name definitions STAY STRONG!

Love yo Ifyouarereadingthis

Ifyouarereadingthis by bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbffffffffffff July 31, 2016

Ifyoucanreadthisyourmomlmaohahahahahahahahahahahayousussyfuckinfbakaeventhoughamongusisdeadijustshitmypants

OMG LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA SO SUSSY WHEN THE SUS AND YOU SUS!!! ONG!!! BUSSIN NO CAP!! pleasecarolinethey'remykidstoopleaseletmeseethemitsbeen2years <- MAKE THIS BLU HAHAHA FUNNI SHAIAUA SUSSY SUSSY SUSSY GET OUT OF MY SUS AND SUS NO CAP ONG WHEN YOU CONTINUE THE CHAIN AND THE GROUND SHOOK UP IN YOUR LAST KNOWN ALIAS AND THE GROUND ANUS AND THEN YOU LMAO YOUR SMH YOUR SMH!! FNAF AT FEDDYS!

SUSSYCUM!

Ifyoucanreadthisyourmomlmaohahahahahahahahahahahayousussyfuckinfbakaeventhoughamongusisdeadijustshitmypants

Ifyoucanreadthisyourmomlmaohahahahahahahahahahahayousussyfuckinfbakaeventhoughamongusisdeadijustshitmypants by Ston3rBon3r January 17, 2022

ifyousack

Might be gtnb, is a noob hacker, can kinda aim a gun

Oh look it's ifyousack

ifyousack by Idc about names November 13, 2020

ifyouseekay

a friendly was to say "fuck you".
if-you-see-kay
F U C K

you are such and b*tch!
ifyouseekay you!

ifyouseekay by shinanngen February 28, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026