People who, after purchasing Apple products (iMac, iPhone, iPod, iBook) suddenly become superior, feeling 'sorry' for those lower feeders in society who don't own iAnything, and can often be found looking down their noses at others who do not share in their superiority.

Can often be found smelling their own farts, and often at art galleries or 'coffee shops,' carrying books like 'War and Peace' in their arm rather than their bag so that everyone can see what a damn fine smart arse they are.

1: "Check out Mark over there with his new iPhone... it does all this random shit you don't need a phone to do, unlike my old Nokia.."

2: "Yeah, I saw him in the Philisophy section of the library the other day smelling his own farts"

1: "But two weeks ago he didn't care about anything but football...and now he just ignores us when he walks by"

2:" Yeah, he's turned into such an iPrick..."

iPrick by CretinousWhelp February 3, 2010

iPrick

A person who owns an iPhone and is insistent upon showing it off at every possible moment.

Look at that guy flashing his iPhone. What an iPrick!

iPrick by zombievictim October 16, 2008

idick

A person who lameness is exceeded only by their obsession with all items created by Apple.

"Did you hear about Bill? He just bought a new ijacket which keeps him warm and plays music." "You serious? Man, what an idick"

idick by Arrowed October 10, 2007

ibricked

to render your iphone as useless as a ceramic block

"Dude i just downloaded an unauthorized program onto my iphone and the damn thing ibricked! That $400 I just spent was a total waste of money!"

ibricked by joe finny November 5, 2007

iBrick

The term used to describe an unactivated iPhone, due to the fact this it is mainly a useless, shiny, brick-like device until you wait the 24+ hours for it to work.

I can't wait until I can use this iBrick for something other than holding loose papers from falling off my desk.

iBrick by YanaBanana August 1, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026