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Girl 1- Omg she was totally talking shit about me. Im going to mollywop her.

Girl 2- Don't its not worth it, idfwts .
idfwts by michelle666 January 9, 2012
Words you can keep
A less-polite way to state that you don't know what someone is talking about.

"I don't fuckin know that shit!"
girl: "I was at lp the other day..."
guy: "Wait - lp?"
girl: "duh - La Pietra..."
guy: "well, idfkts... please continue..."
idfkts by kamisamaz February 23, 2009
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"Yo, are you playing in color war tomorrow?-guy 1
"dude, IDFAWTS"- guy 2
IDFAWTS by shachalacka April 19, 2009
Acronym for "I don't know what to say."
Person 1: Have you seen Lindsay Lohan's heart tattoo? Do you think it's cute?
Person 2: Honestly? IDKWTS.
IDKWTS by caramel vodka July 16, 2008
whose face did you last eat? idwts.
idwts by mara jay October 23, 2007
An abbreviation for 'I dont fucking think so'.
Jayla: Hey! Would you ever sleep with Paris Hilton?

Kyle: Idfts, that's pretty risky.
idfts by bunomix November 30, 2009

idfwtpwfwtpidfw

I dont fuck with the people who fuck with the people i dont fuck with
Why dont you talk to tom anymore?

Because he was talking to steve and idfwtpwfwtpidfw
idfwtpwfwtpidfw by Janeeeee January 21, 2019
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