A visionary of teh interwebs, master of memes, pwner of n00bs. One who has perfected the art of navigating YouTube, facebook (never myspace), and blogs. Uses his/her powers to induce lolz in others.
Person One: "Man, I love Daniel Tosh so much. Tosh.0 is the best show on TV."
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.