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A future hendrixx slang- I can’t wife no thot.
Friend-Hey bro you made a good choice by letting her go when she did you dirty
Me- Icwnt
icwnt by Day Dreamz December 7, 2019
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A person that sits endlessly playing with their iPhone/pad in the presence of others
Oi, iCunt! Can you put that thing down for 5 seconds so we can have a conversation?
iCunt by belelesh July 14, 2010

icwutudidthar 

imdeth: Oh come on, everyone makes a few speling misteaks.
ZeGuitarist: lol. icwutudidthar.
icwutudidthar by edmedmoped December 21, 2008

icantbelieveitsnotbutterface 

Thinking a woman has an ugly face based on voice or body only to find she is smokin'.
That new bitch has anIcantbelieveitsnotbutterface.
an individual who endlessly poses with their ipod
iCunt: look at me, i have an iPod, mnahmnahmnah

normal person: fuck off you iCunt
iCunt by ~*~twunt~*~ October 27, 2005

iContact 

The meeting of the eyes of two individuals during a video chat or Facetime call. Not to be confused with actual eye contact.
Dude, I just had a Facetime conversation with my ex.

Oh, yeah? How'd that go?

Great! She kept making iContact with me. She totally wants me back.
iContact by Anthony Perasso July 3, 2011

icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol 

he/she/they who says this clearly needs to be in bed and is sneaking out past their set bedtime later than expected of them.
person 1- "hey you, join my call on discord"

person 2- "icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol"

person 1- "oh okay no worries
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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