icrack 

noun : derogatory term for the iPhone
Pronunciation : ( eye-krak )

This is in reference to the iPhone that an individual cannot put down or go more than 15 minutes without.

Ex : before I leave the house today I need to make sure I have my wallet, keys, and my icrack so i don't go through, texting, ipod, internet, and cellphone withdraws.

That dude came to the party and instead of socializing with his friends he sat and played with his icrack all night.

People will not quite snatching my icrack out of my hands when they see it

icrack by moozing June 17, 2008

icrack 

Nickname for the iPhone, as the glass screen has a tendency to crack, a lot. You only have to drop it, and the whole screen smashes. Absolute piece of shit. Apple, up your game

Dude.. gotta go get my icrack's screen replaced again!!!!

icrack by siberianangel May 8, 2010

icrack 

what happens when you drop an ipod, ipad, iphone or itouch

my daughter threw my son's itouch across the room. When i went to the apple store, I asked the apple store nerd "How do I fix this icrack?".

icrack by gynomite October 15, 2010

icrack 

icrack
noun : derogatory term for the iPhone
Pronunciation : ( eye-krak )

This is in reference to the iPhone that an individual cannot put down or go more than 15 minutes without.

Ex : before I leave the house today I need to make sure I have my wallet, keys, and my icrack so i don't go through, texting, ipod, internet, and cellphone withdraws.

That dude came to the party and instead of socializing with his friends he sat and played with his icrack all night.

People will not quit snatching my icrack out of my hands. They are always wanting to take a look at it, they should go and get one themselves or go to the apple store to look at it..... Its my Icrack!!!!
Source: aaronmoo, Texas

icrack by moozing June 18, 2008

iCrack 

A derogatory synonym for iMac.

You're using an iCrack?! Geez, you know those things can't be modified or built from scratch by regular people, right?

iCrack by dj gs68 August 18, 2003

I crack myself up 

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

I crack myself up by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

iRack

Proper noun. the newest iProduct, Steve Jobs' latest endeavour; An unsturdy white shelf that is being force-filled with things that don't belong in it. Objects in the iRack often don't get along with each other, and look as though they don't want to be there. While many people feel as though things should be taken out of the iRack, some others feel that large amounts of money should also be thrown at the iRack, and proceed to do so. There is also no exit strategy for items placed in the iRack. Potentially preceeds the iRan, a new brand of shoe devised to distract people from the crumbling iRack.

People with brains: "No!! Stop putting thins in the iRack!!!"

Person lacking brain: "Ah yes, I hear what you're saying, and the answer is, NO, i will CONTINUE to put things into the iRack, AND i'm ALSO going to throw all our money at the iRack!!!"

iRack by erika86 April 6, 2007