ice sculpture

A physically fit, muscular man that is pleasing to look at, but difficult to cuddle with.

From the movie Train Wreck: He is great, but it is like fu@%ing an ice sculpture.

by Schumer Fan August 20, 2017

Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025