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ice prick 

A guy who is emotionally cold about whom he has sex with. Might not even recall their names.
Bill told me he has had a lot of belly down dates lately. I asked Bill about how much he had been hooking up and what were their names. He couldn't remember...he is such an ice prick.
ice prick by ten speed August 27, 2008
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Alaskan Ice Pick 

When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.
My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.

Ice Picker 

(Sounds like “ass picker”)
“Ice picker” refers to a girl who wears deceiving clothes to make herself look hot/sexy, but really has no curves. It is similar to a grenade but she purposely hides her ugliness.
“Dude there are so many ice pickers at this school!”
“Yea dude. They just wear poofed out skirts that make their ass look big”
Ice Picker by Lil Keet November 10, 2017

rusty ice pick

To do a rusty ice pick put ur dick in her but then pull it out then put a ice cube in her but then put ur dick in it an do her till its melted then let her put her wet shit on your chest and lick it off
Dude I tried the rusty ice pick last night with my gf it was amazin
rusty ice pick by Blob flob March 16, 2016

ice pick 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of iced tea and some sort of citrus vodka, be it lemon or orange. Damn tasty and you get gassed fast. Great for taking to the beach...
Pour me an ice pick miss bartender and i'll bend you over later...
ice pick by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Ice Pick Jones 

An ice pick jones is way to cause frustration , shame, and anger in a person. The "picker" jams his hand, which is extended into the "recievers" armpit. The quicker that one picks someone the better. The most humiliating part of this activity is the ice pick jones symbol that comes after the pick. With one hand you hold out a imaginary icicle and hit it with the right hand with a imaginary pick. This action is to be performed in the face of the reciever. The words ice pick, pick or jones can be exclaimed after the completion of a succesful ice pick.

There are several strategies to this. The team pick is when you have one partner grab the recievers arm and lift it up while the other one picks them. This can also be done with one person.

There are also rules for a failed attempt at a pick. If the picker fails then he must leave the sights of the reciever or recieve a free pick on himeself. If the person refuses you are allowed to beat the person.

The most satisfying pick is when you get someone in an urban environment. Classroom picks are less satisfying because the person is doing work and is not focused on defense.
Lifting a persons arm up and hitting them in the armpit with the open hand. Then exclaim ice pick jones.
Ice Pick Jones by icepickj April 6, 2009

Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".
The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
Tempe Ice Pick by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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