Ican

A super hot gay and is the best mutual ever, I could literally give them a kiss. please ican your hand in marriage. And he’s like a god and has his own cult😪☝️ Or wtv

“Have you heard of ican?”
“The super hot gay mutual? Yeah”

by Dilfswithhugemantits June 26, 2021

Ican

In need of the same stuff as Ezrah.

"You're in need of under the desk or covers support Ican"

by Mia's Under The Desk Support July 16, 2021

iCan't

A term used when one hears/sees/experiences something outrageous, appalling, or just crazy in general. "iCan't" is quite versatile, and applies to negative, positive, or neutral events.

"Did you really just do the splits in that raggedy Baby Phat miniskirt?! iCan't!"

by kramerpalazzo April 29, 2010

Ican'tremember

The Memory erasing device Apple uses to avoid Protohypes.

Hey, man, I just got kicked out of Apple's HQ, and I have info on the ipad nano....
Thankfully I'm Immune to their Ican'tremember.

by brz pwns April 22, 2010

I-don't-care-ican

An American that is completely apathetic as to what is going on in the US of A.

"I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another I don't care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American"
-Franco Un-American by NOFX

by illEATurHARTout May 27, 2005

Gestap'ican

The new wave of American Police Officers who are so ordered to perform Gestapo like tactics by demanding people "show their papers" that they are indeed in the United States legally.

These Gestap'icans at the moment are indigenous to the state of Arizona.

Hernandez was pulled over yesterday by a Gestap'ican who demanded he show some proof he was an American citizen. When Hernandez showed him his social security card, the Gestap'ican said it was not good enough and that he wanted to see a birth-certificate.

by websterschick April 26, 2010

Text-ican Standoff

When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.

Also see Textual Standoff

Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?

Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.

by RatBoy May 28, 2018