by sthief October 12, 2011
iCancer is caused by the shameful overuse of Apple devices. People with iCancer generally find it difficult to receive any support from family and friends. It's your own damn fault for playing Farmville, and sleeping with your phone under your pillow.
My friend got the iCancer while waiting in line for the iPhone6...I would have attended his funeral but I was busy adding filters to the photo collection on my iPad.
by they'realltaken September 09, 2014